Career Development

I had a career development meeting today and I didn't take it seriously. I was making fart jokes and laughing to myself for 3 hours. I told my friend I had a boner and the farts at the same time. Whenever I tried to hold in a fart my boner flipped up which equals non stop embarrassment. I realize these 3 or so months I have been out of work I have been doing nothing but stand up comedy and traditional art. I am becoming a kid again. During my senior year of college I completely lost my heart and passion and started preparing myself to make money. Now i just want to be dirty again. I'm playing in the mud.

I don't really have a career right now. Imagine having a career coach for comedy he would be the laziest guy ever. Like ok what you have to do is do shows like this for years without getting paid. Where do I find them? Just go online, Badslava.com. I'm going home I'll call you up in 10 years.

The Jets Will Beat the Colts

I have always hated the Jets because the team always blows it. They still have the cockiest fans. Jets fans will always make fun of my team. Hey Harry the Giants really suck. You are a Jets fan. That's usually all I have to say. If they beat the Colts in the AFC Championship game I don't have a good argument anymore. It would be cool to see another New York team win the super bowl but my ego would rather have the Jets lose tomorrow. This tiny blog entry is to jinx the Jets. Nothing against the actual Jets and everything against the actual fans. Go Colts.

Internet House Line

I'm so glad we are back to old school communication again. No I don't have the internet on my phone and never will so you can't reach me from your computer when I'm out. I know you won't try to call me because verbal communication is only a thing people on TV do now. You will have to wait until I get back home to my internet house line. Thanks. - Harry's home internet answering machine.